Conan Movie Women!

Looks like the leading hotties have been chosen for Conan (2010), so it’s high time for an in-depth analysis of those selections, based largely on their work history.

Let’s start with Rachel Nichols, who will tackle the role of Tamara, and according to the casting breakdown, is (among other things) “not in the least intimidated by Conan’s size or grim demeanor and their alliance eventually blossoms into something that surprises them both."

After a lengthly review, I have a sneaking suspicion that she'll be suitable for the part...my criteria:

1.  Can make you want to reach out and touch any ratty old t-shirt...check.

2.  Made a Maxim appearance, and looked damn fine, even while holding a dead cat...yup.

3.  Can improvise when her wardrobe goes missing...uh huh.

4.  Has her own action figure...why yes.

5.  Isn't afraid to step out of her comfort zone...hell yeah!

6.  Reis would approve...if I remember correctly, he's got this "thing" for green women, so I'm guessing yes.

And then there's Rose McGowan, who according to ComicBookMovie.com, “is to play an evil half-human/half-witch.”...no easy task, even for Rose.  Will she stand up to my intensive scrutiny?
 
1.  Made a Maxim appearance, and her prosthetic leg didn't detract from her overall hotness...check.

2.  Also has her own action figure...sure does.

3.  Has all her teeth, and when she bares them, you don't feel like running away...yuh huh.

4.  Knows how to focus your attention on her assets...definitely.

5.  Pretty good odds that you'll run into her at a Comic-Con, and if you play your cards right, she just might sign your "thingy"...I'm liking your odds.

6.  Looks good in a Hyboria "friendly" outfit (minus the heels)...check.

Well there you have it. Draw your own conclusions.