Conan and the Horndogs!

With a shortage of tribeswomen, and an insatiable lust setting our loins ablaze, we decided to form a raiding party, with the intention of despoiling the neighboring conan.com forums. If we only had a map…oh wait, we do!

I suspect that they had anticipated our arrival, having had a decoy set up…we'll be taking that too!

And before long, we found exactly what we were looking for…Banok brought his new digital camera and was kind enough to snap a few pics as the action ensued…

We lost a few men early on, so we elected to get naked in order to improve our element of surprise…

Hmmm…I wonder if they were planning a similar attack on us?

By morning, victory was ours…and to the victor, the spoils…hell yeah!

As time passed, the warrior women were becoming less than satisfied with the virility of our tribesmen…

They eventually turned to each other in an effort to fulfill their wanton desires…

Our prudent leader decided we best put them to work, to remedy their apparent boredom…

Palace meet & greeter…

Wall stabilizer…

Sadly, we awoke one morning to discover that they had murdered and butchered our beloved companion, Cookiuscus! Treacherous she-curs!!

Enough! We rounded up all these beastly women, and dumped them near the Hyperborian border…even our enemies to the east did not deserve such a cruel fate…may Crom have mercy on them!


A big CROM! thanks goes out to Buxom Sorceress, Amsterdamaged, Centurian615, Ant, and others over at the Conan.com forums for their tireless efforts to find and share these barbarian beauties with Conan fans everywhere!