I Want A Trident

Jaquandor posted a picture of these winners from the Tirreno-Adriatico bicycle race. How cool is it that the winner got a TRIDENT? If one thing would get me off my fat ass and back on the bike would be the chance of winning a TRIDENT.

I should just start carrying one around anyways. It's a good look and it frightens away the octopus. They understand that it is used for one thing and one thing only - spearing sea creatures.