Natalie Portman - In "Catfight" with Michelle Williams

Natalie Portman and Michelle Williams in Catfight... Don't u h4t3 the over-produced, over-styled, ridiculously unrealistic fragrance commercial that insist upon portraying life as if it were based solely upon how u smell? Don't u wish, for once, a Fragrance commercial would do something interesting like...oh...show a cat fight between Natalie Portman and Michelle Williams?...Well now ur wish, courtesy of Roman Polanski and Francesco Vezzoli, can come true w/ this spoof commercial for Greed.

See Natalie Portman and Michelle writhe on top of each other, you're in luck: so has Roman Polanski, and he filmed it.

The trailer is just a sampling of the vaguely l3sbionic tussling that can be found in Polanski's short film Greed, which is exclusively showing over at Dazed Digital. The project is the latest work from artist Francesco Vezzoli, who's known for creating trailers, premieres, and now a perfume ad for products that don't actually exist (you may remember his fake coming attraction for a Caligula remake starring Courtney Love, Benicio del Toro, and Helen Mirren). Finally, we've found a plausible explanation of the trailer for Crank 2: High Voltage!