Dumb Customers —
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I don't need difficult customers! Whether the difficulty arises from evil or stupidity makes no difference. I don't need them, and I won't tolerate them.

Get this. Tonight, my card is declined at the store, when I know I have enough. I get home to find a payment dispute in my inbox, from a customer who only just order a package TODAY. I log on, expecting to see that he's just an impatient dick, but instead... I can hardly believe this... he has no dispute at all! The message attached to the dispute said, "Hey, my email is down. I can't respond to your message."

WHAT! THE! FUCK!!!

What can I say about this?? It speaks for itself!

You're GONE, dude. You're getting your money back. I don't want your business.

My advice to EVERYONE: Difficult customers are NOT worth it. You should choose to go without FOOD rather than put up with crazy customers.

UPDATE (an hour-and-a-half later): Okay, this just went from a stupid idiot causing a minor problem to a TOTAL SHUT-DOWN of my business. Because of your stupidity, you fucking moron, ALL of my deposits will be held for 21 days unless or until my provider decides otherwise. And all for NO REASON.
FUCK. YOU.

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