Mystery Letter!

What’s this unexpected letter from the Annual Review Board in Los Angeles, CA?



And look at all those Arnold stamps...nice!

Mali? Austria? Hmmm…did this letter circle the globe to get to me? I'm intrigued. Time to see what this is all about...

Yooooohoooo!!! It’s finally payday here at CROM! Oh, wait…six Arnoldbucks…and IOU's…what the hell?! That’s a measly 8 cents per post! The last time I earned that little, I was knee-high to a bat-squirrel! OK Mr. Schwarzenegger, you’ve got some explaining to do. I await your reply in the comments section.

Oh, and Mr. President, knowing that you're a big Conan fan and CROM! reader, perhaps you would also like to weigh in on Arnold's injustice!