Natalie Portman - Starting a religion with her as the deity?

Sarah S

Starting a religion with Natalie Portman as the deity?

i want to do this. any ideas on how to get started?

• by The Incredible Edible Phoenix

  Well you have your first disciple right here.
  
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• by physicsg...

  is this a serious question??
  
  youre the most ignorant person ive ever seen

  
  
• by David H the Green Kitteh

  Naw, I'm not even a fan of her.

  
  
• by Seexist Pig

  Make two shrines of her. Keep one in your closet with candles by it and keep one in your front yard.

  
  
• by Bob K

  wow thats just bad u want to worship some random celebrity its pretty pathetic

  
  
• by angel

  Dream on girl, you will just be another of the many false teachers that Jesus spoke about in the Bible. You will come to ruin.

  
  
• by Catholic...

  I think physicsguy89 would be second after Phoenix. LOL. You might want to inform Natalie she is being worshiped!

  
  
• by fancier_...

  I never heard of a goddess being a mere human.

  
  
• by acolytes...

  i think Gackt Camui or Atsushi Sakurai would be better they are just rawr!

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  eyes...more specifically my eyes

  
  
• by bookish-...

  My gosh. You must really be bored today.

  
  
• by grnlow

  Well, there was a small cult in California that worshiped Raquel Welch's Bra in the '60s. Natalie Portman is a little bit larger, barely.

  
  
• by James E

  If it's a fertility cult count me in! First you need a ridiculous mythology to explain why your Deity is Master of the Universe the more absurd, contradictory and illogical your dogma is the better. Then you need to fleece your flock hire some look alikes to attend your churches. and you're on your way.

  
  
• by Tiffany Bean

  there's a church for john coltrane in san francisco! u should see what they do and do the same thing. we drove by there when i was a kid and my dad wanted to stop but mom said no way! he still talks about it all the time! poor dad! i think natalie portman would make an excellent deity, cuz she's calm and she's not afraid to shave her head! those are important qualities that belie a magnanimous, spiritual entity. she would be a good god like buddha or john coltrane or that nice god from the new testament, not an evil god like yahweh from the old testament. she would never smote us or smite us or whatever the word is. yeah, i think i'll join your religion, it sounds good. and remember, the most successful religions have excellent extra-curricular activities!! ;-)